While both sweet and delicious, eating the Galapagos Tortoise is frowned upon

Satirical Website’s Productivity Devastated by Editors’ Jet-Setting Lifestyles

Satirical Website ‘The Haggis Times’ has found its output plunge to record-breaking depths due to the reckless jet-setting lifestyle of its editors, having only managed to report one hard-hitting story in all of September, about…